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vvankinq:

Go on, tell them I ate your homework. They’ll never believe you.

I once had an absolute hard-ass of a teacher in high school, who told us that “the dog ate my homework” was NOT a valid excuse.
I also had a dog who loathed the smell of glue.
So this teacher assigns an assignment: a collage. I work like a fiend on this thing. It’s PERFECT. I am the fucking Caravaggio of collages.
I leave it on the floor to grab a drink. I come downstairs and there’s Lucky, popping a squat and taking a luxurious piss on my finally finished project.
It’s due in the am. I want to cry, but refuse to let my dog win. So I gingerly slip this collage into a plastic bag, reeking of piss and everything.
I take it in to class.
When I see this teacher, I explain the circumstances. She says, “if I told you at the beginning of the term that “the dog ate my homework” is not a valid excuse, what makes you think this is?”
I reply, “I thought you might say that”, and drop the suspiciously soggy plastic bag on her desk.
One whiff and she have me a four day extension.

appropriately-inappropriate:

vvankinq:

Go on, tell them I ate your homework. They’ll never believe you.

I once had an absolute hard-ass of a teacher in high school, who told us that “the dog ate my homework” was NOT a valid excuse.

I also had a dog who loathed the smell of glue.

So this teacher assigns an assignment: a collage. I work like a fiend on this thing. It’s PERFECT. I am the fucking Caravaggio of collages.

I leave it on the floor to grab a drink. I come downstairs and there’s Lucky, popping a squat and taking a luxurious piss on my finally finished project.

It’s due in the am. I want to cry, but refuse to let my dog win. So I gingerly slip this collage into a plastic bag, reeking of piss and everything.

I take it in to class.

When I see this teacher, I explain the circumstances. She says, “if I told you at the beginning of the term that “the dog ate my homework” is not a valid excuse, what makes you think this is?”

I reply, “I thought you might say that”, and drop the suspiciously soggy plastic bag on her desk.

One whiff and she have me a four day extension.

(Source: awwww-cute, via metis-problems)