Ancient Egyptians had proctologists. Their name for them translates to “shepherd of the anus.” Source
world’s healthiest apple pie (gluten-free, vegan)
My babygirl and kitten cuddling together
When you finish a jar of pickles, you can save the juice and add it to your Bloody Mary mix, or use it as a marinade. Source
She’ll be fine. I believe in her. You should too. Because she doesn’t give up on the people she loves. And she always succeeds.
Shrek The Third (2007)
Chris Miller, Raman Hui
Screencap meme: favorite characters [39/?]
Now that’s how you lay bricks.